Two of everything.

15.2.2009.

It seems like everything comes in twos now. There are two bye-elections imminently. The two Bukits are going to be two mountains for UMNO. There are two MBs in Perak, but also in a second state - NS. In fact according to Ishak Ismail from Lenggeng, NS has had two MBs since Mat Hassan became the No. 1 MB and his brother Azman the No. 2 MB. There are two Undang Luak Sungai Ujung in NS. Mubarak Thohak has long been installed Undang and very recently caused a stir in NS by appointing Tunku Muhriz as the new Yam Tuan in spite of very vigourous backroom campaigning, denied, also vigourously, by the alleged perpetrators. Last week somebody called Othman gathered his supporters and appointed himself as the new Undang Luak Sungai Ujung. Wonder if he has some powerful backers. Heard he has two. Within two months the No. 2 in UMNO should take over. I would suggest we have second (two) thoughts because No. 1 seems also to have second (two) thoughts. 

This timing of the two Bukit's bye-election looks suspicious, put at just after the declared date of takeover by No. 2. That would amount to two-timing by the No. 1. How about the two buggers challenging Muhyiddin for the new No. 2 post ? In the promotion of English as the second (two)  language that UMNO National level leaders should have, Mat Taib cannot qualify because he failed the English test in Australia many years ago, and Ali Rustam simply doesn't speak English. Just ask him. When he was a clerk in TNB he didn't have  to.

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